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Admit it, come on!
We wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline and make a shitload of profit.
Is there any reason behind what you're doing?
- and that'll win him over. - Yeah, I'm sure it will.
No, you're the looks, I'm the brains, Charlie's the wild card.
- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?
oh yeah big time
- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem.
Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine.
- Oh, my God. You know what? - Yeah, you're really forcing it.
Thank you, I feel rushed. Look, here's the plan.
and it gets us into trouble.
Jesus Christ, guys, I can't stop this van!
- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!
Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing.
Easy, camper, easy, camper.
Your ptarasaur is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah
- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man.
Yeah.
Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,
Yeah!
The Brains, I'm going to supervise 'cause there is
I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer.
'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find
So I figured let's get a generator and, you know, run the bar on it.
You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy.
- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!
We’re just a couple of hash oil men in from Dallas and were fixing’ to give you something to chop
I was going to eliminate everybody else and be the only surviving heir, so... help.
It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple
howdy miss, we're just a couple of fleshlight salesmen and it sure looks like you haven't s'd your husband's d in awhile
- The Ghost busters did it. - Oh, shit!
I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,
Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning.
- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?
I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it.
Were you planning on offing me?
I guess babies can't be trusted.
SUPER PASS, ÜBER PASS
Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?
Well, then it works.
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