Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I began to hyperventilate.
...they hook up their ponytails.
oh, the simulated horror!
Hmm.
I don't feel different. This alcohol's defective.
- Mute, please. - Wait. Hang on. Flaming arrow.
So, what do you say, Sheldon? Are we your X-Men?
We could help you. We can be your team.
...you're saving the most impressive contribution for last.
...in a cute top or a fun skirt?
...I hear from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's.
I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious.
...but go on. Leonard?
All right.
I was wearing size a million pants.
And she'd let me taste some pieces of cheese for free.
When I was 8, I won a ribbon at the science fair for my project...
Well, here come the jokes.
Where's 70 children when you need them?
Did it look like that spear was gonna go right through your skull?
Oh, I doubt that.
Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor...
What qualifies you to attempt to understand my mind?
- Thank you, Leonard. - For what?