Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And she'd let me taste some pieces of cheese for free.
Where's 70 children when you need them?
We could help you. We can be your team.
Hmm.
So, what do you say, Sheldon? Are we your X-Men?
When I was 8, I won a ribbon at the science fair for my project...
- Mute, please. - Wait. Hang on. Flaming arrow.
I was wearing size a million pants.
...I hear from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's.
I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious.
...they hook up their ponytails.
What qualifies you to attempt to understand my mind?
- Thank you, Leonard. - For what?
...in a cute top or a fun skirt?
Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor...
Oh, I doubt that.
All right.
...you're saving the most impressive contribution for last.
I don't feel different. This alcohol's defective.
Well, here come the jokes.
oh, the simulated horror!
Did it look like that spear was gonna go right through your skull?
...but go on. Leonard?
I began to hyperventilate.