Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

They expect me to give a speech at the banquet.

- ...they also use their ponytails. - Your point?

But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.

...in the back of a Ford F-150 as a member of the corn queen's court.

I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.

I don't know, some Indian meditation crap.

I cannot speak to large crowds.

Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing.

Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis.

It is my great honor to introduce the winner...

It's a cardigan, I have to button it.

...from Sheldon's mother, who couldn't be here tonight.

Okay. Your problem is you're trying to do this all by yourself.

And yet you can't speak to women.

That's a lot of money for only one color.