Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a cardigan, I have to button it.

I cannot speak to large crowds.

Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing.

They expect me to give a speech at the banquet.

That's a lot of money for only one color.

It is my great honor to introduce the winner...

Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis.

Okay. Your problem is you're trying to do this all by yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.

...in the back of a Ford F-150 as a member of the corn queen's court.

I don't know, some Indian meditation crap.

And yet you can't speak to women.

- ...they also use their ponytails. - Your point?

...from Sheldon's mother, who couldn't be here tonight.

I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.