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That's my boy!
I am an anesthesiologist.
Where am I gonna get 50 bucks?
-No, thanks. -We have a propane beauty...
-Concentrate. Concentrate. -I want fugu!
His drool, it's warm!
-It's called, "To a Husband." -Okay.
-No. -This argument humiliates us both.
Thursday. Meat loaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
I can't drag her into this mess. I'll call Barney.
-...clean. -You're needed in the kitchen.
It was like that when I got here
Atmosphere.
No! We've got a lot of catching up to do.
I gotta call Marge.
Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!
That's more like it!
I gotta go.
Well, 22. I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
-Burns! Eat my shorts! -Who the sam hill was that?
Fan-fugu-tastic!
-I'll have one. -Make it two.
It was like that when i got here
When I get you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!