Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and ruined everything.
Figure I'd save the best for last.
We do.
For me and my big bro, it was A Christmas Story.
Hello! I brought you some decorations.
I'll show you who's ridiculous.
I did the thing for the blond neighbor people.
We're gonna decorate the house.
ADULT ADAM: It was days and days of bro-ing out with Barry.
Now we don't even have Christmas dinner.
He's good. I believe in him.
Ball ball! Ball ball!
I'm mashing two words together to make one offensive one,
No daring Barry to do stupid stuff.
There's more where that came from.
Damn it! You cheated! Rematch!
Give her the damn banjo, Al!
Yeah, we don't recognize that federation anymore.
Steve shot Drew with the stupid BB gun,
Ball ball!
You've been ignoring me all week, but no more!
and it would just mean the world to us
ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,
Big news, everyone.
Batteries. Underpants.
¶ Say it now
Christmas.
Looks expensive.
You could go see Lainey,
(DOOR OPENS)
every last depressing one of them.
School supplies.
I mean fun!
And, yeah, ours was crazy.
(BABY VOICE) Hello, Goldbergs.
It's happening. In the long run.