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I love her.
They were in our car in the garage having sex.
Not while you're rolling.
Yes. Maybe we could talk about
- Rosa? - Charles.
I barely know her.
She's gonna totally love you.
I knew about that.
I'd just sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" flawlessly
Well, are we having sex in car in a garage right now?
Oh, no.
Did you wear this hat in high school?
Ow!
What? I'm not gonna say that.
What are you doing, Mom?
Oh, Captain, how could you?
I forgot to send the invitations.
I'm dropping the Sheila bomb.
Tell her you're plugged up and you need a laxative.
How did I not know any of this stuff?
You think I'm way more sexually active than I am.
I mean, she's no Jane Seymour.
Just decode the message.
Oh, dear God.
Someone's in here!
I stand corrected.
I can't believe you knew about Sheila.
I've never solved one.
that the ladies across the street are lesbians?
Okay.
Fine, I won't, provided you leave right now.
Are you seriously not getting
Favorite topics of conversation?
Dad had sex with my turtle?
You have been protecting me since you were a kid.
You have three hours to find the four keys
just to change the damn channel.
What is happening with your voice?
and I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!
I mean, I've only had sex with, like, 400 women.
I think she's really great.
I'll just close my eyes.
Yeah, but I didn't want this.
Hey, buddy.
Look, man, no one's ever gonna see that footage.
Oh...
You have the right to remain silent.
Fast, uh, fast... "Fast and Furious"?
so don't judge her too harshly for all the weird singing.
And that's three.
Think I'm getting the hang of it.
The future of movement is now!
I'm gonna go take my position.
Now, friends, eat my space dust.
Whoa.
Not the whole thing. Okay.
seeing each other again.
Hey.
I was gonna eat those peaches anyway.
in case anybody watches the footage, capisce?
Before we do anything else, are your body cams turned on?
play charades, and then talk for half an hour
Hi.
your father and I are, uh,
Fortunately, our detectives were equipped with body cams.
'cause I didn't want to crush her heart, but...
"Escape the Room" team-building exercise?
Yeah.