Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the fuck is going on?

Joanna got half of everything in the divorce.

- Excuse me? - Intercourse.

Look, I made a terrible mistake.

We left everything behind: Our house, our cars, my little brother.

I'm not gonna end up a worn-out ho...

- Then don't have some. - No, no, no.

I drive an M3 with tricked-out ground effects.

I know this wasn't your plan.

She loves the finer things, this one.

YARN Memes got hit his bladder because he's having a pee blood like Noah

I'm sorry for pushing you into this situation.

Thanks for picking up the tab.

And guess what? I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus.

- Francine, wait. - What?

Okay. God bless you, miss.

They're gonna be okay. They're gonna be okay.

What the fudge, Stan? You have been avoiding me for a week.

- Where is she? - I left her. We were in bed.

I was gazing at her naked body, but all I could think of was you.

Hey, look at that smile.

Tickets to Battlestar Galactica On Ice? These have been sold out for months.

Gotta go. We have to check into our suite at the Radisson.

- Can I talk to you for a second? - No.

I'm sorry, Francine, there's no conceivable way we can get around this.

So your mother and I are remarried and I think we're stronger for it, aren't we?

...so I decided to book us a romantic getaway.