HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
nestemtoses
- Excuse me? - Intercourse.
We left everything behind: Our house, our cars, my little brother.
Joanna got half of everything in the divorce.
Thanks for picking up the tab.
Hey, look at that smile.
I know this wasn't your plan.
I was gazing at her naked body, but all I could think of was you.
INTERCOURSE
I'm sorry for pushing you into this situation.
YARN Memes got hit his bladder because he's having a pee blood like Noah
Okay. God bless you, miss.
And guess what? I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus.
She loves the finer things, this one.
What the fudge, Stan? You have been avoiding me for a week.
- Can I talk to you for a second? - No.
...so I decided to book us a romantic getaway.
I drive an M3 with tricked-out ground effects.
Tickets to Battlestar Galactica On Ice? These have been sold out for months.
Gotta go. We have to check into our suite at the Radisson.
So your mother and I are remarried and I think we're stronger for it, aren't we?
What the fuck is going on?
- Where is she? - I left her. We were in bed.
I'm sorry, Francine, there's no conceivable way we can get around this.
I'm not gonna end up a worn-out ho...
They're gonna be okay. They're gonna be okay.
Look, I made a terrible mistake.
- Francine, wait. - What?
- Then don't have some. - No, no, no.