Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So how's your standup career?

What's the difference? You know the way I work.

Jerry, my puts and calls are all screwed up

Bad Meat Mess You Up

Bad ass Mess you up!

Well, actually, I do have a bill here.

Go ahead. Put the banner up. Doesn't matter to me.

So you wanna get together tomorrow?

No, but the difference is negligible.

-What do you think? -Another bull's-eye.

Get the hell out of here.

-...but that couldn't be. -Yeah, I'm the new manager.

Forty bucks? Are they top notch trolls??

it’s the raisins that make it good

-What is that, hickory? -Yeah.

but you will have to uber to that flight

Yeah it's all those dogshit penny stocks and meme plays I found on reddit

Facebook fatigue

Excuse me. How much is this?

So how do you want to do this?

Bad beer Mess you up

So you really don't have my hat?

Good hotel! Sex you up!

Bist du sicher?

I need that bidet! I gotta have that bidet!

...of Peterman himself will save you this time.

I'm on no sleep, no sleep.

-The Peterman account? -Why not?

I love you Kenny

Now, you leave those roasters alone! Kenny never hurt anybody!

I can't believe I just played Times Square on New Year's Eve!

Stop it. What's the matter with you?

I think she's getting ready to make an exchange.

Yeah, especially ziti, with that big hole.

I’m helping him pick out a turtle

Bad chicken! Mess you up!

Why do we have to keep this from Jerry?

Ever since he moved into that apartment he's too much...

But I will need to hear about this lady friend

Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on.

You don't know what it's like. Things are creaking and cracking...

I thought he was Kramer's friend.

Yeah, it's Elon Musk's new sign. It's right across from my window.

Big investment firm. We just got the Citibank account.