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Barney Gumble is overweight, boozed up,
Never leave me alone.
If I knew the meaning of the word "stop,"
As a doctor, I know the value of diet and exercise.
Which you better hope it doesn't,
For the first time since the invention of the McNugget,
Now stick it in.
Uh...
Diet and exercise do not work for me,
The ceremony is still a month away.
Which is how long you have to take me.
Dad, are you sure you want to do this?
[sighs]
After everyone's already on it?
and I agree with everything you said.
Always telling me to do stuff.
Uh, we're gonna need more rope.
Aah, Fat Tony!
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so I went to the doctor, and he ordered up some tests.
I would not be taking it. Der.
The hard working a-people who make-a your food.
I really don't think you need to lose weight, sir.
I'm a mirakelmedicin.
A six-pack and a washboard.
What?! No, of course not.
Hey, at least I'll never lose you in a crowd. [laughs]
I mean, it has really changed my life.
Okay, okay, I'll do it.
I can't a-cook.
Is my old table available?
Put him in the trunk.
and spend all their time outside of the house.
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