Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mother is a judgmental snob!

Uh, I'm not here to take anything from you.

Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa! A phone!

With the same mean old puss on her face.

Maybe I can get a... Oh, it's you.

This is the Spacemaster 500, and this is the Xanadu...

Escape room? What is that?

and this is the first time you come and visit,

It channels the energy of your brain...

Now that her memory is Swiss cheese,

I have a girlfriend. She's a Laker girl.

Claire, you're getting my hopes up,

You remember when you came to see me ice dance,

Oh, it's my elbow.

and we're monotonous. You got to move on.

For 20 years, I've regretted that moment,

to be with you, then that's my right.

because he's ashamed of me.

Oh, my God, and she thinks it's yours,

Exactly. We're in Riverside.

to that Puerto Rican woman.

- What about you? - Oh, God. This is happening.

I've got these new stickers from NERP.

Hi, Aunt Becky.

It's getting way too Pritchett-y in there.

Um, at the last minute,

Ooh, I can answer that.

she played a nuclear physicist, Dr. Mona Lott.

I'm keeping the necklace.

I... I had a protein bar in my car. I don't know why I didn't bring it in.

What's her forecast?

You know, I've put up with a lot from boyfriends...

It didn't go so well when you "Die Hard"-ed it.

Actually, she doesn't.

Imagine if you took all of Jay's worst qualities

and then you have to solve puzzles and clues

Oh, wow. A cheerleader. Nice.

I hear that your, um, bridge is falling down,

Guess it's just you and me.