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Earl- No! Bill Simpson!
Hear that, Maude? Homer's a critic.
A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him.
Uninspired.
Hi! Are you interested in a subscription to the Shopper?
- [ Tires Screeching ] - [ Horn Honks ]
I'll help you write a new review if you'll just let me use the bathroom!
- [ Gasps ] - [ Alarms Blaring ]
I don't need Lisa to write a good review.
And this is our comic strip department.
- [ All Moaning ] - Covered with chocolate so dark...
Can you believe it, Marge? This job is the greatest. They're paying me to eat!
(SINGING)
with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald,Jewish News and Hot Sex Weekly...
Well, I'm glad to see my ex-partner is doing so well without me.
Not anymore. I don't wanna be partners with a man who thinks like that.
both delicious and deadly.
Oh, Marge, something bad usually happens to me when I go in anywhere.
Arr! Here you are.
You say ''the salad tastes like bark''...
And to protect Mother Earth...
light cannot escape its surface. light cannot escape its surface.
- Oh, right. - [ Horn Honks ]
How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!
Ooh! [ Chuckles ]
I'll have you know I wandered off from the tour.
Although someone else's name is on it.
He says the crotch wears out too fast.
- Why, you little- - [ Groaning ]
Come on! Help me out here!