Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, then without further ado, please watch this video

I know he's kind of awkward,

Why are you dressed like

And they really gonna come after me,

They just want some nice photos

but for once, it'd be nice to be the star.

Oh, okay. Nope, sure.

Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling.

I'm so excited.

Do it for the old, uh...

A Guide to Injuries on the Job."

It's messed up.

I mean, I... I know I'm never gonna be Madonna,

Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?

I just can't think of any other corporate jingles

♪ Because it's hell outside ♪

Like I... I'm not just style over substance...

You ran off halfway through the tour.

I hate reporters.

What's "Stratus"?

- I'm messing with you, dude. - Okay.

No, no, that's not... no.

Yeah, I'm... I...

I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay?

I'm just making this gesture

like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy!

Just remember to maintain eye contact,

There would be an aisle for veterans.

Rip, rip, double rip.

Personally, I like those.

Um, only our internal corporate magazine!

Or we could play it again

You should really talk to Glenn.

broken on that tape.

This is our store manager, um, Glenn Sturgis.