Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ran off halfway through the tour.

I just can't think of any other corporate jingles

- I'm messing with you, dude. - Okay.

Just remember to maintain eye contact,

Well, then without further ado, please watch this video

I mean, I... I know I'm never gonna be Madonna,

And they really gonna come after me,

You should really talk to Glenn.

like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy!

There would be an aisle for veterans.

I hate reporters.

Rip, rip, double rip.

broken on that tape.

Personally, I like those.

It's messed up.

♪ Because it's hell outside ♪

They just want some nice photos

What's "Stratus"?

Like I... I'm not just style over substance...

Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?

I'm just making this gesture

No, no, that's not... no.

A Guide to Injuries on the Job."

Or we could play it again

but for once, it'd be nice to be the star.

Why are you dressed like

Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling.

Um, only our internal corporate magazine!

This is our store manager, um, Glenn Sturgis.

I know he's kind of awkward,

I'm so excited.

Yeah, I'm... I...

I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay?

Do it for the old, uh...

Oh, okay. Nope, sure.