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- You're forging prescriptions now? - That's the easy part, Dee.
Yeah. Yeah. I got caught up in a story. But I'll be done pretty soon.
I never, ever want to see you again, you steaming pile of horseshit!
Nana took a turn for the worse,
I don't know what I would do if she died.
It's just to see how loe can you grow?
Yeah! That's 'cause I spent the night in the woods trying to demonstrate my independence!
Your indifference to the waitress will only make you more attractive to her.
Whoa, that's amazing. That's the best one yet. Yeah, it's a really good one.
No, that's dead wrong actually.
Hey, Speed Pitch. You want to play? Okay.
This is my uniform that I have to wear for my other job, and it's ugly.
- And then I say- - Oh. Well, I guess we could eat the pizza on my bed...
Sex with women!
Oh that’s good! I will put that on my headstone.
ENGLISH - US - PSDH
Dude, I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. This chick so I can shove it in Dee's face.
Well? How does it look?
Then I swoop in, give them shoulder to cry on, and then we hump.
What? She hates your guts.
And then I slink out into the night,
Rangers fans: Hello?
Ow, you stabbed me! He stabbed me with a key!
- ## Get it? - There is an order here, dude! Get back in line!
I didn't. I just didn't tell him to do it with the windows down. He's not the smartest, but...
It's great. You look like a lizard.
And off with the- Okay, here we are!