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[both panting]
- Burn it.
This is great.
[dramatic opera singing]
- Is everything okay?
MacGruber!
- [winces] - And the bad news...
Mm-hmm.
- Oh...my...God.
- Yeah, I'd really like that.
and my song.
* *
- MacGruber, I never left you.
You think about your favorite "Dilbert" quote?
you fucking piece of shit.
Don't you understand?
- You know the best thing about this weapon?
I got the feeling he was... saying goodbye.
Victoria will never be able to give me her whole heart.
and one of them is about to die.
And I mean that.
- Just finishing up the job my dead colleague started.
and I ended up here.
- Ready to be part of throat rip history?
- Oh, my God, General, you got here just in time.
- [sobbing]
- Hey, just gotta do a teeny bit more cleanup
And if we don't get that money,
* And Christ, it's thin *
- [gasps] - Enos.
[door slams] - Oh, honey, you left your...
I'm--I'm--I'm begging you.
This present...
- They ran out of coffee, so I got you some apple ju--
- [screams]
- [chuckles]