Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Today I learned that if you forget your wallet at the grocery store,

Well, maybe if I kept my mouth shut, then you guys would've had a chance.

I'm fine. You know, my life is totally awesome.

[Ben] I'm there, dude. Let's get schwifty.

So, uh, listen, you two are into sports, right?

Ben, you don't have to make up something sadder to make me feel better.

"Ben Gross aced a math test. Ben Gross aced a history test.

to bring you home souvenir.

But no worries, the only game that mattered

How do you know it was bad milk, Eric?

Actually, I just realized that I got a lot of homework to do,

and up the teacher's butt where it usually is.

so I'm gonna go.

Now we're just letting him into our home?

But Devi came in with no preparation and still became the talk of the weekend.

I thought there was like a roach on your face, man.

That makes way more sense.

And why did Ben even care?

♪ For kicks and for pleasure... ♪

-[Devi] Ben Gross is not my friend. -[Nalini] Why not?

I never had sex with Paxton.

Ben had two solid ride-or-dies.

♪ We break hearts like bones And take the Tyrone ♪

It's me, TheRealPickleRick69... from Reddit...

Well, as close as you can get without kissing.