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Today I learned that if you forget your wallet at the grocery store,
That makes way more sense.
I never had sex with Paxton.
-[Devi] Ben Gross is not my friend. -[Nalini] Why not?
It's me, TheRealPickleRick69... from Reddit...
♪ We break hearts like bones And take the Tyrone ♪
I'm fine. You know, my life is totally awesome.
I thought there was like a roach on your face, man.
But no worries, the only game that mattered
Actually, I just realized that I got a lot of homework to do,
to bring you home souvenir.
♪ For kicks and for pleasure... ♪
Well, as close as you can get without kissing.
and up the teacher's butt where it usually is.
Now we're just letting him into our home?
So, uh, listen, you two are into sports, right?
Ben, you don't have to make up something sadder to make me feel better.
Well, maybe if I kept my mouth shut, then you guys would've had a chance.
Ben had two solid ride-or-dies.
And why did Ben even care?
so I'm gonna go.
[Ben] I'm there, dude. Let's get schwifty.
"Ben Gross aced a math test. Ben Gross aced a history test.
But Devi came in with no preparation and still became the talk of the weekend.
How do you know it was bad milk, Eric?
on me...