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Squat?!
Yeah, that's kind of a sensitive subject.
-empty, never-swum-in pools. -[both] Hmm.
We can't let Noodleball end up a failed sport,
who wants to hear the story of your life.
Avocado oil Bellini?
fighting for Lady Justice.
by the sport they love.
Can you get us our pools back?
Today I learned she's nothing but a painted tart,
Won't everyone please not think about the children?
and drown the dog days of summer in the deep end of fun.
rented the heavy machinery in question,
I can't go to court.
Although if it comes in a salad, I'm not sending it back.
Homer can't even unfold a lawn chair.
four if the kids are costumed or in a school play.
Which is all of us.
and the play is suspended until the laughter subsides.
Testifying in court is a matter of duty and honor.
endangers wildlife everywhere.
To quote, "dig a bitching swimming pool
We're like brothers.
Get that crap out of my face.
Homer Simpson,
and not a hidden-camera comedy reality show.
Our vision of Noodleball is for a younger demographic.
the questioning, if I may.
but not yelled through.
I bet Lisa knows who you are.
and the only guy who showed up to sign my cast is Andrew Luck.
Besides, everyone knows Amy is going to the prom with Josh.
This is the Avo-1 Noodleplex,
Our father-son legacy is in danger.
Oh, I can do better than that.
[squawks]
[Homer] D'oh!
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