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We call it Noodleball.
You know, the way Middle East oil spent billions
["Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet playing]
♪ There's no way I'm turning back ♪
Mm, oh.
you're allowed to steal its ball.
[yipping]
There's someone here who wants to see you.
was when my uncle had a soup named after him
the false god of tucking in.
Who cares what people think after you're gone?
Mr. Simpson, only a fool has himself for a lawyer.
And what reason did Mr. Simpson give
Look what we're standing on right now.
Guess what's holding up my pants.
that affect Springfield to this...
and left a very recognizable ass print.
Cheer up, Homer, retirement is wonderful.
that's a roundsie: one point.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
none of this bad stuff would've happened.
[groans]
How could making a deal with avocados be a bad thing?
Sleep sleeping?
than a recently opened avocado.
I fell into wet cement in front of the church
We don't have a pool, Homer.
-D'oh! -You're the plaintiff.
to become a court-certified idiot"?
[groans]