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No, Skyler, quit it.
That, of course, is the voice of my babysitter, Shelly Marsh, age 12.
Over here! Please, come quick!
Gotcha.
#cat #well #cats #tigers
Yeah, dude. That was hot. This guitar rocks, man. It rocks!
then you'll mostly never baby-sit me again. Mostly.
Shut the hell up Leeland!
You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?
You're a turd! You're the Turdman of Alcatraz!
- You're not gonna put out for me? - No!
Will you tell me what it looked like? The meteor shower?
The female lion relaxes her body and says "Hello" to Mr. Winky.
Okay, Muffin, Mommy's leaving now.
Move!
When you get raped in New York
- Come on! - Hooray!
- I can't reach the freezer! - Figure it out, turd!
and that's why I wrote a letter to the press,
- Eight days, tomorrow. - And I still don't get any action.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States
When I saw her walking down the street I thought she was Shelly, Shelly
Testing, testing, one, two...
Come on, we gotta get the house cleaned before your mom gets home.
Not until my mom comes home and I can prove you had a boyfriend over!
Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and burritos.
Move into my mom's house with me Shelly, Shelly
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