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-We should check it out after school. -Okay. I can see if Andrew wants to go.
Uh, clink, clink. Uh, eyes up here, everyone.
-Yes, I do. -When really, it's bringing us together.
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize there was another dinner party up here.
♪ Why don't you Put that fuckin' phone down? ♪
I recently unplugged. I find it very freeing.
It's about time to make my true sexual identity appear.
You weren't even paying attention, 'cause you're so glued to your devices.
Don't you follow Al Gore on Twitter?
Aiden's moved on.
♪ And also ladies you'll be stickin' ♪
Well, that's what I was trying to do, but...
♪ The modern world's a sexual cornucopia ♪
I'm-- I'm a child, so...
Huh. "Because you watched Penn and Teller: Live and Nude in British Columbia,
♪ On the spectrum of sexuality ♪
♪ To hang our boner's hat ♪
-Yeah. -Okay.
Ooh, I found it! I found Lola on Judge Joe Brown!
Oh, Andrew, it was glorious.
He likes you. He wants to see you naked and beef your timeline.
Oh. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
But it's still true!
Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy
Well, how hard could it be?
Ooh. What about that tall woman from the YMCA?
Oh, yeah? Well, I'd love to take a picture of it. I'm a photographer.
-That's why there's no female astronauts. -What about that one who put on--
That's like an Amber Alert.
I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts!
-Doy.
I find the defendant, Lola Skumpy,