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Live with cats. Be like my Aunt Nancy. She had dozens of them.
And here's your $20.
He takes the kitty to the potty?
Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.
No. Uh-uh.
I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell.
Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities.
He thinks he's such a smarty pants, he's no different from any man.
...what food is no longer consumed.
tldr
- Would you like to see my cats? - I would.
...she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly...
Wow, that is better.
...I'll show you how to massage them.
And I'd thank you to do the same.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a pussycat.
She didn't dump me. It was mutual.
Get one yourself.
Spoiler alert ! soipler alert ! What ?
I was homesick.
Cats make wonderful companions.
- I was there. She dumped you. - Okay, fine.