Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, that's all I got. Howard, you're up.
My relationship with Amy was purely intellectual.
...mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord.
...on the "defecating Clerk Maxwell." So...
I do.
- What are you doing here? - Leonard called.
You didn't break up, she dumped you.
No. I mean, since the Shamy hit a reef.
...against her calloused feet in our living room...
As a neurobiologist, I was curious.
Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, insofar as it explains everything...
What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?
...was to find out what type of person she is.
By any standard, Amy is more similar to me...
So this is the plan? We're gonna hide out here to avoid the Shamy?
...on what does Scott Joplin play the "Maple Leaf Rag."
Come in.
...theoretical physics is... What's the word I'm looking for? Hmm, cute.
Sheldon, sit down. Let's talk.
In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver...
I think Sheldon really misses Amy.
I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz...
- No, she's real. - Did they sin?
But if successful, I will map and reproduce your thought processes...
Oh.
...I have to say that while she is a perfectly unique young woman...
Wow, that's, like, the worst country song ever.
I assumed that an establishment called the Cheesecake Factory...
Oh, lamb chop, we can quibble what to call it...
...and was conclusively revealed as hogwash...