Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I TOLD YOU, I dont like To be manhandled

Can you believe this weather?

The dinosaur-- The dinosaur is alive!

He won't be disappointed.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box.

-Thank you. -Not at all.

I told you, you can't come through with those antlers.

Can I make this turn up here?

Hey, how’s that gum treating you dum dum

-Lawrence! -You saw!

Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man.

I am not playing games here. I am not playing games here.

Let me tell you something. I'm not buying it.

So everything in the museum comes to life every night?

Let me tell you something: That's when history comes alive.

Jed and Octavius, their van's parked out back. Go take care of it.

Hey, Nicky, look at me.

He won't be disappointed.

Just wanted to say good luck, son.

So, what's your story? Have you always wanted to be a security guard?

Well, I do. I mean, he comes out and stays with me on Wednesdays...

Yeah. I don't know about that, Teddy.

She called them schemes?

You seem to know what you're doing, so I'm gonna let you take over.

I came to the museum this morning. I saw your boss yelling at you.

Hey. how’s that gum treating you dum dum

That's great, but I'm dealing with the most ridiculous job in history.

We're good here. We're good. All right. As you were, skaters.

-Yeah, use it all. -All right. Okay.

No, Nicky, I'm telling you, there's this tablet, okay?

Civil War dudes.

With great victory comes great sacrifice.

...to pillage some town...

Most important position in the museum, Silver.

Right here we have the king of the jungle, the lion.

You think you can track the guys who took it?

Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talking!

And we hail from Brooklyn.

You're worth saving, my dear.

Yeah, we call him Dexter. He's quite a little...

Do them in order, do them all and do them quick.

Say hello to your little friend.

...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit.

Romans work alone.

I told you there was a storm coming.

I'm tracking, dear boy.

One terracotta soldier.

-You look like a man on a mission. -Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot.

(T-Rex roaring) The dinosaur's alive!

...in Petrified Wood. Go clean that up.

-Wait! That's all you got for me? -That's it!

Now, who they gonna get to clean up all that doo-doo?

It was incredible what she did.

No, I'm not making fun of you. Rebecca.

Nicky, trust me. Just turn it.

Sorry. What's going on? What happened here?

-You all right? -Yeah, yeah.

Let it out. Let it go.

And if anything is the tiniest...

-Okay. -Okay, bye.

-Somebody's gotta pay. -Pay for what?

Start mopping, hot dog.

Yeah. I should be, I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years.

Yeah, no, I'm not really a big-plan person.

Actually, it's more like a 900-page book.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Actually, I've got a bunch of questions.

-You give me gum-gum. -I give you gum-gum?

That was much harder!

I'll let you get back to work.

...if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor.

I just wanna show him what I do. That's all.

That's cool. Seriously though, you do have to leave.