Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Llama. -Hey.
And I'm just spitballing here, but looks like that Roman dude got cocky...
Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is, I mean:
...everything's just gonna come together, you know?
-"Hey, Teeny." How does that sound? -I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
Hey, watch it.
We're night watchmen, not janitors!
...I've never seen a resume quite like yours.
Have you seen Nicky?
He looks like a weirdy
Are you really moving again?
Hey,dexter, that’s not funny, give it back
Hey. Dexter, that’s not funny. Get it back
-Yeah. -Yeah?
Do me a favor. Your fellows made some funeral pyre...
A capuchin. Right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit my nose.
...and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History.
Okay, very funny, Cecil!
Some men are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them.
...and I say let's give him a shot. What do you say?
-Hey. -Hey. Come on in.
Okay, come on.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Someone call my name?
I'm not kidding, Nicky.
He looks like a weirdie.
-Yeah. -Follow me.
I just want to lock up.
You know, once I clip on the tie, I'm all business.
You.
Yes, I did, fathead. Lots and lots of gum-gum.
Parent Career Day.
Didn't they already make that?
I mean, this is a museum, not a....
Tomorrow I'll bring you a little baby diapy so you can go poo-poo in it.
Teddy, this guy's been pushing me, and I'm sick of it!
Hey. Hey.
Come on.
Yeah.
Hey, Cecil!
Yes. Illusion.
Yeah, but Nicky, I promise, I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal?
And animals!
Excuse me. "Who assisted the Lewis and Clark--"
It says here you were the CEO...
Most important position in the museum.
Take away the fact you were born 2000 years apart...
And flowers. People like flowers.
His tablet is what brings you to life every night.
I know someone who can help. Come on.
Hunt's afoot.
...metaphorically speaking.
Neko Musume: GERONIMO!!
In here.
-Take it or leave it. -Okay. Thank you.
-That's problematic. -Teddy. Oh, man.
What's up? -"What's up? "
-Right. Check. -Dexter! Welcome back.
You rock. I am a big fan.
Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
Can you please give me one more night?
You guys have heard the saying, "Actions speak louder than words."
Your dad just got canned, dude.
Kids, could you give me one sec? Go check her out. She's really cool.
-Sakagawean. -Sakagawean?
Read some books. Brush up on your history.
I am Cecil. Good to meet you, Larry. Nice firm handshake.
I gotta get you guys back to the museum.
I'm good.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
You know, you snap, the lights come on. Snap, they come off.
Getting there, still waiting for the technology to catch up.
Your fallback?
Those are baby keys for a little baby.
The dinosaur's alive!
Are you cracking wise?
-Sweet dreams, cupcake! -No!
Why didn't you tell me? Everything's fine.
...I don't think Nicky has any room in his heart for more disappointment.
Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Well, I've done a lot of different things. I invented this thing called the Snapper.
Hey.
I'm made of wax, Larry.
Happy monkey.
There's no nameplate, so.... Columbus, take the Neanderthals...
Now you know my shame.
I read up on my history. Thanks for the tip.
It's what's in the snow. There are dinosaur tracks along West 81st Street.
Hey. Dexter, that's not funny. Give it back.
Hello? Just kidding.
"Double-check your belt. The monkey probably stole your keys."
...I don't think that Nicky should stay with you.
I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan.
Now, boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
-That's a big no-can-do, Cracker Jack. -What's going on here, huh?
Octavius who?
Attila was considered the only genuine threat to the Roman Empire.
Check.
For crying out loud.
Well, if that's indeed the case...