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crying out loud!
You saved me.
You got the whole room to run around in. You don't have to be near each other.
What is happening?
Quest for fire...
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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Ouch
-Bye, Dad. -Bye.
Come on.
Texas? Texas! Come on! Texas! Come on! Get on, Texas!
...whose daddy went off...
Okay, why? Is it just some, like, three-wishes kind of deal, or--?
Then I'm gonna come get you. All right?
Pleasure to me you, Lawrence Daley. You'll have to excuse me, though.
You're acting like a weirdie.
That's not right. Are you done?
Just hand them over.
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It's Octavius, mary.
How many of you guys have been over to the museum?
Yeah, it's cool. It's freaking awesome.
-You better get it! -Gus.
What's going on? What's--? Do you know what's going on here?
...or go and plunder somewhere, just doing his job.
Don't go away to me.
..." Dakota"?
All right? Come on, let's get you back to Mom's.
That's cool.
Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition.
Duck!
They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but--
-Yeah. -ln this museum...
Maybe when you have a break, could I buy you a cup of coffee?
We will never coexist with these buffoons.
Be quiet! shut up!
Did you give up on that as well?
Dust.
-Hey. -Hey.
Great. Great, that's great. Yeah, thanks.
-That didn't hurt. Don't be a baby. -Yes, it did.
Monday Monday Monday
And yet they wrote--
Bully. Got you, girl.
"Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard."
There you go. Those are for you.
Bully!
...and I don't know, I feel like you did too.
We just had a little misunderstanding.
Don't encourage him. You think you're funny for your friends, huh?
-Yes. -Good.
Not at all. Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life.
Yeah? Well, I call him Rexy.
-Beautiful? -Yeah.
I need a moment.
-Do they look happy? -No.
We're gonna have a little talk, okay?
Hey, hi.
Well, I just need it, okay?
you Dum dum give me boob boob
This is the Diorama Room.
What's that? I can't hear you through the glass.
I don't know if what happened last night was real, but I didn't sign up for this.
Okay, I got them!
...there's some pretty cool places out in Queens.
The dinosaur-- The dinosaur is alive!
Gemma every night at 8
Easy. That's it, Dexter.
Everything in this museum comes to life at night.
!
You're...
These are money carriers. They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word.
..."Sakagahwahwaya"?
Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter? The cute little--
Come on.
The dinosaur... (screams) The dinosaur is alive!
See you later, dum-dum.
I need some help. Come on.
I don't like to be manhandled.
We wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us.
I might have one thing.
Are you...?
-Foam. -Yes, I know.
They ripped the love.
He left the wagon...
Hog-tie him, boys.
When you sniff that Ghetto D Before bedtime
Everybody likes magic.
-Bond trader. -Bond trader. Sorry.
Check!
Most important position in the museum, Lacey.
Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries.
Let's ride.
You know what, we'll figure it out, okay?
I don't. I just call you Larry.
-Hey, ready to carve it up? -Cool.
At your service, Gigantor!
Hey, Nicky!
Jed, Octavius.
Give us the tablet, son.
-Really? -Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you.