Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-All right, stop the train. -Thank you.
Right, so that's Lewis and Clark and you're.... Right.
Come on, Tex. Come on, Tex.
That guy needs a chill out
The museum is on the verge of total anarchy.
That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay?
...one of you guards locks us up in these boxes.
that's great. What is it?
You got me.
Look, I'm trusting you guys, all right?
Man's got to track. Welcome to the family, Lawrence.
Can I talk to you for a second?
What are you made of?
A capuchin. Right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit my nose.
That was the custody agreement that we had.
You seem-- I'm Larry.
Hey, how's it going with that virtual-reality driving range that you wanted to open?
You'd better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun.
Tried? That was one night. I didn't build the Panama Canal in one day.
Good.
-Did I get you good? -Yeah.
There we are. There we are.
Hey, do you think Nick would like Queens?
And the most important thing of all to remember: Don't let anything in or out.
Hey, guys!
I tried! I came back tonight, didn't l?
that guy needs a chill out
...was his most prized possession, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
-You. -Fool me twice.... Got it.
Gus, you're an old man. I don't wanna hurt you.
...Attila and his Huns would often tear off the limbs of their helpless victims.
If I'm not clear tell me
-Twenty-sixth. -Twenty-sixth.
Most important position in the museum, Lacry.
Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea?
...so you might wanna put a few lights on.
Yeah. Okay. Good, good.
Larry?
Wonderful guard, terrible people skills.
I remember these little guys. Cute.
-You...? -What?
Save yourself!
That's what I'm talking about. Good job, gentlemen.
When you try to go outside Without your furbaby
So they're downsizing, which is code for firing...
Oh, Erica had to be in court early, so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school.
Nice and easy, Dex. That's it.
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president...
-That’s a big no-can-do, Cracker Jack. -What’s going on here, huh?
Shame on me. Fool me-- Shame on me.
You. New night guard, here, now.
-No. Rebecca! -Good night, Larry.
Nothing funny about Little Bighorn.
Very good. The Hall of African Mammals.
Gentlemen, we have a job candidate here.
And those old night watchmen? They stole it.
I don't know. We'll see. I mean...
I prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years.
Hey, dexter, that’s not funny, give it back
Okay, Attila the Hun. What is that guy's problem?
Yeah, no. Don't do it, okay?
-You cannot do this. I am a Roman general. -Sorry.
Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency...
You got an extra copy of that instruction manual?
They can't do what they wanna do. Now, I'm letting you guys...
-What are you doing? -Put me down.
...colleague-to-colleague, information-download sort of coffee.
Man.
Seriously, though, no fooling around in here. This stuff is really old.
Hey. Hi. How you doing? Sorry to bother you...
Okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry.
Yeah.
All right, good! Take it, Nicky! Break away!
He says that he wants to rip you apart.