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I know this is out of the blue, but I'm getting married tomorrow.
...I have a near-death experience?
Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Yeah, okay.
We were on the ride-along with Gary and somebody took a shot at me!
Did I say you could smell it?
No, that's not the right decision.
me after one crash on the bike
That's an old message. Nobody needs to hear that.
-You want to get some dinner? -Sure.
I mean...
That's not right.
It was a car backfire.
I had an actual near-death experience.
God, what is it with those two names?
-You talked to her? -She left a message.