Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know. It's not like you've ever treated women in such a way...

♪ She's exaggerating ♪

[Shivering] Ted, I'm desperate.

and you're naked in front of Shaker Heights High School in a play you never rehearsed for.

Now it's as rude and expensive as San Francisco.

And she just happened to be a leather cuff saleswoman.

Congratulations! You're marrying my sister!

but my body is detoxing after years of one-night stands.

I say again, am I right?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, that'll go great with my cucumber-jalapeño egg cream.

- would be a total... - Disaster.

My panties may or may not be on when you get there.

You give yourself room to grow.

[Ted Narrating] Then, later, at a club in Chinatown...

Hey, hold on. That slut just got here. How'd she get beer already?

Now get back in there before all your teeth fall out...

Ted, I beg of you. Don't quit on a body that won't quit.

It's about the 20-year-old, Ted.

♪ ♪ [Ominous Theme]

On my way here, a taxi jumped the curb and it pinned this old lady.

♪ You're so beautiful ♪

Then you probably shouldn't scroll to the next picture.

with a passage from Ted's dream journal.

- Oh. Hmm. - ♪♪ [Light Theme Continues]