Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold on... are we falling in love?

-Hmm. I guess. -Even your dried-out old mom.

I'll be here farting up in your bed.

Ooh, look, they have canned bread.

it looks like a plastic bag of frozen turkeys

You know what, Connie?

Well, anyway, in this valentine is actually a homemade tissue paper collage

♪ But I swear by God ♪

-Matthew! -I'm sorry.

♪ To those who are all alone ♪

♪ You still gotta bring the bone ♪

-Yes, we're in the back seat of the car-- -You were sitting in the middle.

-Excuse me, everybody. Excuse me.

-Hello. -Ugh. Hello, Nick.

That is some weird-ass toxic max-sculinity.

♪ I don't think y'all heard me ♪

I got him a sample bottle of Curve cologne.

-Ta-da! -Ah, Jay-Jay, this is so romantic!

Then I got cramps that were truly like a hate crime.

♪ It's a clusterfuck of passions ♪

-I'll find them myself. -Okay, bye, Judge.

♪ Love isn't easy ♪

I told you I wanted something devastating this year.

-Leah! -Oh, you tender little bitch.

You know, I never bought a computer?

and my boobs hurt!

with this prisoner that she's pursuing.

Oh, please! Don't you remember up in your bed?

It was beautiful!

Holy moly, are you okay?!

I'm not talking about honeydew-dew on a stick.

And you know what? I hate you!

And now for the third act, sponsored by...

I want you to stand against the wall nude while I eat Three Musketeers.

The extra-small little prick condoms is up in aisle 14!

Why with the hats?

-Judd, what about you? -Dad, your breath smells like pussy.

Check your balls. Are they gigantic like his?

-♪ See ♪ -♪ Cupid cracks the pistol ♪

Now, who should I flop my dick around on to dry it off?

-I mean, I don't feel like that story... -Come on!

Ugh! I bet she's, like, so vocal at yoga.

Jesus Christ, this thing's heavy!

Matthew's faster than you think he's gonna be.

♪ In their life ♪

- You like that? -No!

-It must have colophony in it. -What's that now?

Am I crazy, or is that actually sweet?

You're just growing up. Like your whole, hmm, nipple situation.

Holy shit, it went in.

So you're telling her to make the next move,

I love how you inspire me to jack off!

Well, for what it's worth, happy Valentine's Day, Gina.

-All right, you run along, baby.

Even if it is coming from a collection of...

I don't want that!

I gotta find another brother to jack me off.

I'm like a little Velcro wallet, I'm so tight.

You're looking directly into my pupils.

You can't come because you were a little dick

You're a sweet kid. Hey, hey, hey.

A year later, we're driving to regionals--