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lt's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dummy.
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l sure do! That's the real robber. . .
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To show them who's crazy, l'll execute some of you. You?
Dear employee. Has it really been five, 10 or 15 years? If not, please disregard this and get back to work.
Ah, the years. So many memories. . .
l won't testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. . . .
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Now stand back I gotta practice my stabbing
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That's a plus sign, you loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
Ah, the 67th Amendment.
And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal.
What's with the getup?
... the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
He looks like a little insane drunken angel.
-Huzzahs are in order. -Huzzah.
- Oh, no, Snot Rod... - He's gonna blow!
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Mr. Fry, do you recognize the robot hugging on you in this here hologram?
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Terrific. Now, consider the following:
Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 0. Guess it, and you die first.
I'm gonna take action. lt's time to check my retirement fund.
I think I'm a creator, but that doesn't make me a creator. These clothes do.