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You know, it's not about me.
It's not that I'm never going to have sex with you.
Except the third floor mental ward. Someone stole that one.
I can control my urges.
You've known him more than ten minutes.
- What? - I'm just kidding.
I've given them names!
Either we figure out a way to share the Rascal,
And finished.
The guy started choking, so I sprung into action
Yeah. The way you do that victory dance
Do I need my gallbladder?
Floors to wax!
or neither one of us gets it. It's your move.
Carla, I assume tubby hubby here told you what happened at the taco stand.
is because I think we have a shot for something great.
Have you looked at me lately, fellas?
I eat here all the time.
do something that's a turn-off.
Perfect for what?
- No, I don't. - Maybe not.
with a man who has such an attachment to his gallbladder
Doesn't Kathleen Turner have dynamite nerps?
If only.
who wanted to crack open Mr Blake's chest like a walnut
You've got eight seconds before this becomes rubble.
but undeniably impressive, exit.
And last but not least, there was the surgeon
so bald, and he can't eat cupcakes because he's got diabetes.
The key is to figure out a way to not let them get the best of you.
Guess I should get goin'.