Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am attracted to Jake, but I'm an adult.

Let me get a knife!

Well, I could use a beer.

- A month. - A what?

Oh, he's perfect.

I thought she was locking the door.

Come on. This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.

But with the right amount, nothing can get in your way.

It's important to have a plan to deal with it,

I am Jesus H. Cox., M.D.

but I could give a horse's patootie about your floors.

Want to see how you end up if you don't believe that?

It's almost a shame I get these casts off in a week.

It turns out we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth

- Good guy. - Great guy.

The only reason anybody ever does anything is to feed the ego,

that, left to his devices, he would rent a room and have sex with it.

I know that the guy you're dating is always under speed dial number one.

Mark my words, eventually you will tell people what you did.

Constipation Hotline.

You'll not believe the trouble I'm having finding a place to live.

Ego is good, ya dumbass. The reason that guy wants you to be his surgeon,

- He does have glaucoma. - I should've been told!

but we made a big difference in that person's life.

If you're going to throw food on the floor,

Do you guys have any other ideas?