Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-who wasn't a teacher. -Hi. (chuckles)

-(school bell rings) -Or we could just go to my house

I made you some snacks.

Well, that's how memory works.

Mom, what are you even talking about?

We're not really friends

You told me you'd never messed around with a boy before.

all of that unpleasantness.

Can we stop talking about Bertie's gross summer?

So... did you call Paul last night

Where did you get an X-ray machine?

(electricity buzzing)

I made you a hater pie.

-than a question. -(audience groans)

but, like, not in a needy way.

after you didn't answer any of my 17 calls,

Ooh, you got the best one: astronaut.

Ow, ah. What the heck?

-(laughing) -(snarling)

Here, put it on,

(slurping noise)

♪ Was not about me ♪

No. I'm not a baby.

You can see me?

Okay, Coach, I'm gonna do

(slurping sounds)

-What? -To talk about, you know,

Hey, you've got thick calves.

You can do it! Take it to the hole!

It had disguises, dodged bullets, helicopters,

HISTORY TEACHER: Okay.

and I worry about the mental state

but in a safe way, for teens.

How could you do this?

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Let's call him... "Apple,"

and the director's gonna be there.

has ever felt this heartbroken before.

You'd be so cute. You're gonna need beak extensions

Ugh. You're just so needy.

we're gonna be talking about the Emu Wars.

I prefer cassettes to CDs because they're retro,