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AH, THERE'S MY GUY.
WHAT AM I TALKING FOR? COME HERE...DIANE'S THE ONE WHO TALKS GOOD.
WHAT, 12-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH?
OOOOHHH!
OK, I'M GOING NEXT.
AND, UH, HOW ARE WE TODAY?
OK, FINE. THAT DOES IT. I WANT OUT OF THIS.
OHH.
I THINK THE DOG GOT THEM.
MY FORTUNE SAID "TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE."
I COME TO YOU TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAST OF IT,
NO. NO. NO, CLIFFIE. SHE CALLED ME FROM CALIFORNIA.
I MEAN, THIS THING'S GONNA BE BIGGER THAN
FORGIVE ME.
WHAT'S WRONG? YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE ALL DAY.
DID SHE DIE?
IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO STRETCH THINGS THIS FAR,
I'M SORRY.
THERE YOU GO.
NO, NOT ME, SAM.
I MEAN, HE HAD A WAY ABOUT HIM.
NO, THIS IS OK.
FLOWERS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CALM HER DOWN.
IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S HAPPENING!
YOU'RE CRACKERS, YOU KNOW THAT?
OH! SOUNDS LIKE THAT BLIND DATE PAID OFF, HUH?
GET ON THE SCALE. WEIGH YOURSELF. SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE OUT TONIGHT.
LISTEN, NOTHING AND NOBODY CONTROLS WHAT HAPPENS TO US.
I DON'T KNOW, COACH.