Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have a great day.

is even more important than I thought.

Remember that time you ate that entire gingerbread house?

What do you mean?

and you said he was the worst superhero ever

It's not a big deal. Names are meaningless.

My name is random?

going to a store and just buying a toaster?

plus the colonoscopy that I was supposed to have today

Oh, sorry. The door wasn't...

The bagel is the meat.

Honey, Marvin, and Deidre didn't go to college with you.

Your parents must be so proud.

Hey, uh, Barry? Who's that guy?

where you will ever have a face tattoo.

especially not yours, Topaz.

that maybe wasn't the best story.

Topaz, your Pop-Tagel is ready.

None of your stories have been any help,

I didn't take over his steakhouse and turn it into

They ain't got no air up there! None!

It was my favorite haircut.

nickname giver on my lacrosse team.

Choo Tie Chi-ah?

Water? Water?! I got plenty of water, kid.

So, how did you get the name Jessica.

Which is good 'cause it was totally random.

Actually, it's pronounced Butte Juice with a long "U."

about how you chose your name.

I don't know. I was just making a Pop-Tart bagel sandwich.