Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga.

and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground.

You're absolutely right.

Happy New Year's. But first,

And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him?

♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪

How are you doing?

♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪

Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.

I know. So ominous.

- The new fits, blond hair. - Hmm.

[mischievous music continues]

So I told you I loved you.

How dare you? Heartbreaking.

No, we're in the library.

But my metric is a little different.

♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪

Get out of my house.

she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.

Stay lost as long as you can.

♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪

You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability

Well, bye, Dre.

Do some K. Don't be a narc.

[laughs] Thank you.

but hey, I think they're both working for her.

to light someone's hair on fire?

["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays]

Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown.

but it was just too late now.

They always get away scot-free.

- Hmm. - Hang in there, okay?

There are messages here from a girl in every clique.

[cheers] Yeah, Drea!

Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.

♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪

Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat,

No. No, I knew. Yeah.

Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people.

and... it was great.

Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work.

You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected,

and destroy their futures.

from your senior class president, Max Broussard.

Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.

Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit.

Tonight was really cute and everything,

I think... I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.

that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately.

Um, I actually really like this.

Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.

That was not obvious.

I swear to God. I don't even do coke!

Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.

Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man.

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

I don't wanna make her pay.

- Oh my fucking God! - [Max] Hey!

and the icing on this unsavory cake,

♪ See about it, down the road ♪

So, is the cat out of the bag?

and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell.

No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah.

and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100,

♪ You want the girl With the small waist... ♪

Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself,

[Eleanor] This feels illegal.

[sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her?

Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?

When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl,

Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales]

I'd hide from my party too if I could.

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.

How do you even know about that?

I really like you too.

[mischievous music intensifies]

is you don't even remember doing this to me.

[whispers] Oh, don't cry.

Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you,

and I finally talked to her,

You don't understand.

This is bullshit.

Should we tell her?

♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon... ♪

and catch a Godard flick if you want to... ditch the suck-fest.

Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.

I really like you.

I love you too.

But he was so game to get his side of the story out there.

- Step the fuck back. - Fuck you.

♪ Everyone is... ♪

It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here,

and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done.

It's Carissa Jones.