Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man.

I don't wanna make her pay.

and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done.

[Eleanor] This feels illegal.

from your senior class president, Max Broussard.

- Oh my fucking God! - [Max] Hey!

♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪

is you don't even remember doing this to me.

Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?

♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪

No. No, I knew. Yeah.

But he was so game to get his side of the story out there.

You don't understand.

And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga.

You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability

Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.

When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl,

but it was just too late now.

I swear to God. I don't even do coke!

♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪

♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon... ♪

Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown.

♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪

Happy New Year's. But first,

Should we tell her?

[cheers] Yeah, Drea!

Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work.

Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit.

How do you even know about that?

- Hmm. - Hang in there, okay?

They always get away scot-free.

♪ See about it, down the road ♪

Well, bye, Dre.

Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.

and... it was great.

It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here,

Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat,

Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.

I'd hide from my party too if I could.

I really like you too.

Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.

♪ Everyone is... ♪

I think... I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.

[whispers] Oh, don't cry.

Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself,

Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales]

So, is the cat out of the bag?

to light someone's hair on fire?

- Step the fuck back. - Fuck you.

How are you doing?

I really like you.

It's Carissa Jones.

Do some K. Don't be a narc.

Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.

This is bullshit.

So I told you I loved you.

and catch a Godard flick if you want to... ditch the suck-fest.

[laughs] Thank you.

["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays]

that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately.

There are messages here from a girl in every clique.

How dare you? Heartbreaking.

Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people.

Stay lost as long as you can.

Tonight was really cute and everything,

and the icing on this unsavory cake,

and I finally talked to her,

♪ You want the girl With the small waist... ♪

But my metric is a little different.

Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.

and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell.

You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected,

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.

♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪

I love you too.

and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground.

but hey, I think they're both working for her.

No, we're in the library.

That was not obvious.

No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah.

Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you,

You're absolutely right.

Get out of my house.

[mischievous music continues]

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100,

I know. So ominous.

- The new fits, blond hair. - Hmm.

[mischievous music intensifies]

and destroy their futures.

Um, I actually really like this.

[sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her?

she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.

And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him?