Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- well, i'm glad to hear it.
- sloppy.
[man screams]
I want to know why he would do something like that.
But my dad says all media's western propaganda
- okay, i will get a small, black coffee.
- no, really. you're insulting me.
I am talking about your speeches
- then he should see aladdin. jafar was a bad-ass.
Not that i need the grade or even want it!
- hey, if you're making a documentary
Well, i owe you.
Who are trained to use human toilets?
He's renting that camera.
- um, all money is spending money.
- guys, guys, stop it. stop it.
- someone order seven lattes?
- yeah, it's nice. like a--like a picnic.
Quick. take off your shoes. everyone, take your shoes off.
- [high-pitched sneeze]
Open your textbooks to page 37.
- [high-pitched sneeze]
- britta, um, it's amazing what you're doing for abed.
- i don't want to be your father.
First, lose the jacket.
- fine. you want to raise him, you raise him.
[laughter] - what's so funny?
Or you won't just fail my class,
You look like a high school bitch.
- i'm finished.
- wow, i can't believe i missed out
But every year, there's always one cocky opportunist
You could get hit by a bus.
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[applause]