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[ thinking ] not today, death.
Mr. Claude?
I used to love watching you tobble.
With an indeterminate european accent.
Shh.
When you were done, you'd sprinkle
Ach, that thing ruined my life!
Asexual!
Freddie prinze jr. Look, at some point,
This is all for me?
Whores! [ siren wails ]
And it's time others did, too.
Am I pansexual or polysexual?
Where a shapely bottle of fanta gave me a quarter stiffy
Not dust, the salt from tears,
I got a clam.
A sexy ghost town.
Skeet ulrich!
Everyone's got at least one sticker.
You're Watching Birdgirl On Adult Swim
♪♪
Or I hope it is. It wasn't labeled.
"paul, go forth and declare that seabben & seabben --
Don't [bleep] it up, gil.
That the wanky might be more than just a childhood toy.
Hey! Birdgirl!
..."is a sex-positive workplace."
Unnecessarily complicated plan.
As it was when you asked it 10 minutes ago.
Now let's say we wank together.
Like, a lot.
That's why I have gillian schedule it as "wash hair."
Uh, six inches sharp.
Just one more time.
Um, I really like
Want to get into this seafood tower?
As you all know, I don't have kids --
Oh, god, that's gross.
Plus, after 90 seconds, I get sweaty.
[ singing in french ]
What does this bimbo know about tobbling,
My hands are asleep.
I'd have to go with the protein bar.