Ray Stevens - The Streak

And I hollered over t' Ethel

Ethel, you shameless hussy!

The fastest thing on two feet

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"

I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"

Nekkid as a jay bird

I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"

Yeah, I did

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter

Say it isn't so, Ethel!

She'd already been mooned

(Boogity, boogity)

Invitin' public critique

I hollered up at Ethel

Fastest thing on two feet

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

On the scene at the supermarket

Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone

Through the fruits and vegetables

Here he comes again.

(Boogity, boogity)