Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is gonna be your one career highlight.
They're on their feet, rooting for Ross to get ahold of one,
You know what's gonna happen?
Like it or not, I'm a certified immortal.
- We are playing for third place! - The man was out!
Runners lead away,
Fukuda checks his sign.
The King with the Swing, the right arm they call ‘The Gun’.
Damn it, Joe! He know better than to get me pissed off!
Ooh, ooh, a little testy. A little testy.
From the green...
What's that?
Don't go away.
You see that? Hey, Skillett!
who aren't 47 years old, have been fooled by Hamilton.
Hey, Boca.
for the erstwhile King of Swing.
Well, Stan the man more like Stan the statue,
then you can come on down there and talk to me.
and Stan Ross is out of there on three straight pitches.
It's deep to right field and carrying well.
It's what's for dinner.
Very embarrassing,
I mean, hit a screamin' liner right past my head.
- What? - Come on.
Grandpa?
And here comes the pitch.
I feel like Flipper.
- Louder! - They call me the boss.
So, you hire a fancy decorator to help you do this place?
Not the day Stan Ross or the Milwaukee fans had in mind.
Infield tight, hitter's delight.
I'm gonna tell my buddies. Stan Ross unzipped my pants.
How about a Wiffle bat?
A re-energized team plays for respectability,
Why don't you suck my...
Uhh!
That's how much time you have
Keep your popcorn by your side 'cause it's comin'.
I got three home games against the Astros
Thank you.
You sure you can still get around with that at your age?
34 ounce, like I always have.
worn by one of the Brewers' all-time greats.
- Who's the old man, baby? - 21!
Well, I'll take Kiss my Ass for $ 1,000.
Well, interview me now. Come on, turn the camera on.
You think?
Yeah.
Why is that? We do it longer?
Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo. Wait, wait.
Their man keep throwing curve balls. That's all he got.
- Start hittin' that ball. - Come on.
And that means no more talking to you stank-ass reporters.
was a lot like the first week out of the womb for Stan.
Nice to see you again, Mo.
a piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass!
but an opportunity to drive in the winning run
It's a piece of loose-leaf paper you wrote Ross Bar on.
Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short.
I'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant.
Brewers down by 4.
What?
Watch him. Watch. Watch. Watch him.
Well, you know.
Swung on and a deep, deep drive to left field.
- That's why I love you. - I love you more.
But your team losin'.
Look at him.
But why he cuss me out? I never did nothin' to him.
I'll show you what kiss my ass look like.
Check this out. Look at that.
I've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that.
How 'bout I shove my Hall of Fame bat
Maybe you remember something you thought I said I was gonna do,
He bobbles it, but what's Minadeo doing?
Ooh, take a bite out of crime.
Minadeo steps back in.
are here tonight.
Remember, Jim Palmer tried to come back
You said it wasn't sex. I'm just trying to go with that.
He's now 0-27 in his comeback.
I can't let them do it to me.
Looks like number 3, the Italian sausage, has won the race.
- Got that? - I got it.
Now, I don't see a damn reason
Nolan Ryan looking at me like he want to kill me, right?
will you take yourself out of the lineup?
- Yeah, Stan. - What about number 3,000?
Hey...
Stan!
let's hear it for our Brewers' own Stan Ross!
We have a lineup change tonight.
I guess somebody should have showed up to that practice.
Clearly Earll just sent that message.
Deal with it!
One arm or two?
Some metalhead half-asses.
with all that cussin' and shit, you know?
And here's the windup and the pitch Nolan Reid Plumbo
is the roar of the Brewer faithful
And I know you don't know a lot of immortals.