Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not super-mad at me, still?
[woman on intercom] Emily is here to see you.
What the hell are goof-berries?
[Princess Carolyn] Terrific job. Seriously...
She made it clear she doesn't want to see me again but she's not home now.
-Why are we at the pediatrician? -Trust me.
[moans]
Oh, well, that's great, too.
-Go, go, go! -[siren wails]
Not Doug! Forgot there was a new one!
-Why did you do this? -To show you that I care about your needs.
So, sorry that you had one bad experience with my mom,
We're spending time together, that's all that matters.
-Is this like an AA thing? -No, I don't need AA.
No. You can see the outline of his badge under his tee-shirt!
The only flight from Connecticut to Kansas had a one-night layover in California.
-Always happy to contribute! -[crashes]
-Let me drive you. -But I have the car seat in my car.
-Hope that's okay. -It's actually nice you're here.
Seems like everything's based on books these days,
I just realized it was the right thing for me.
I'm here because I respect the art of putting out fires. [puffs]
-Hmm. It's "Birthday Dad." -Oh. Okay.
-Well... -I guess I sort of internalized the idea
Okay. Bye.
[groans]