Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Is this like an AA thing? -No, I don't need AA.

What the hell are goof-berries?

-Go, go, go! -[siren wails]

-Always happy to contribute! -[crashes]

[Princess Carolyn] Terrific job. Seriously...

[woman on intercom] Emily is here to see you.

We're spending time together, that's all that matters.

You're not super-mad at me, still?

-Hmm. It's "Birthday Dad." -Oh. Okay.

So, sorry that you had one bad experience with my mom,

-Let me drive you. -But I have the car seat in my car.

The only flight from Connecticut to Kansas had a one-night layover in California.

-Why are we at the pediatrician? -Trust me.

No. You can see the outline of his badge under his tee-shirt!

She made it clear she doesn't want to see me again but she's not home now.

-Why did you do this? -To show you that I care about your needs.

I just realized it was the right thing for me.

Seems like everything's based on books these days,

Not Doug! Forgot there was a new one!

-Hope that's okay. -It's actually nice you're here.

I'm here because I respect the art of putting out fires. [puffs]

Oh, well, that's great, too.

-Well... -I guess I sort of internalized the idea