Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell are goof-berries?

-Why are we at the pediatrician? -Trust me.

Not Doug! Forgot there was a new one!

-Well... -I guess I sort of internalized the idea

So, sorry that you had one bad experience with my mom,

Seems like everything's based on books these days,

We're spending time together, that's all that matters.

[Princess Carolyn] Terrific job. Seriously...

-Go, go, go! -[siren wails]

I'm here because I respect the art of putting out fires. [puffs]

-Is this like an AA thing? -No, I don't need AA.

She made it clear she doesn't want to see me again but she's not home now.

No. You can see the outline of his badge under his tee-shirt!

Oh, well, that's great, too.

-Let me drive you. -But I have the car seat in my car.

-Hope that's okay. -It's actually nice you're here.

You're not super-mad at me, still?

-Why did you do this? -To show you that I care about your needs.

-Hmm. It's "Birthday Dad." -Oh. Okay.

The only flight from Connecticut to Kansas had a one-night layover in California.

-Always happy to contribute! -[crashes]

[woman on intercom] Emily is here to see you.

I just realized it was the right thing for me.