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Oh. Okay.
-Yes? -Oof! Okay.
Maybe I figured if you had some other way to satisfy yourself sexually,
Let's enjoy our time together, even though I'm in tremendous pain.
-You could've just dropped me off. -I wanted to be here.
[both panting]
I just got my tonsils taken out,
-I still want that. -Ralph, no. You should go.
before she expects someone else to know her body.
BoJack, have you been taking oxypraxylcortizoid?
-Well, I'm out of ways. -I'll go around back
-You think we can get the film rights? -I'll look into it.
Uh, yes. I totally think that is possible,
but she got adopted by eight other dads.
-Where are the bodies, Philbert? -I buried them.
Yeah. I know what you're thinking, but I legitimately have a herniated disc.
[rattling]
I just think it's funny you had that change of heart after we broke up.
Not the baby we really wanted but never had.
Think I need to call her, or did I leave things open enough
Anyway, Mr. Peanutbutter wants to option this card as a movie.
Would you say we're co-stars?
It looks like where they did the drag race in Grease.
Philbert? You have a Philbert?
Is this about our relationship? What is there to talk about?
And I haven't seen you since Sarah Lynn's funeral.
I spent 30 days at Pastiches Malibu and now I'm sober.
Okay.
Her mother was a maid who got knocked up by my dad,
-I'm sorry. -Yeah. Sure.
Hmm? Mmm... it's... "Birthday Dad."