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I'll kill you, Jeff! You're a cocksucker, motherfucker!
I just can't believe that I have to deal with this!
- I made a phone call in that office. - In my office?
So, you're going to put up a sociopath for a couple of days?
You want a prick, and this guy's a prick. Look at you.
- No. - Dean's still at the office.
- It looks fine, the house looks great. - The pillows and the...
- The cut-off is 10:00! - 10:00.
That's not a push. That is right in the wheelhouse.
Like the fucking 3-year-old that you are. "I don't care about the money."
It's a 10:30 cut-off.
Where the hell is my pad?
- They will. Please, just do this for me. - I'm doing it.
- You sponsored an inner-city kid? - An underprivileged kid.
I know.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I realize where it is.
- What's going on? - This is so unusual.
You were supposed to come the other day, and you didn't show up?
- Why are they doing that? - It's really wrong.
- You okay? - What's going on?
- That I would love to do. - I would love to do that.
Why do there have to be 300 pillows on the bed?
Yeah, Jeff Greene. He's with Jeff.
Okay, we're gonna have to get going.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is not showing up at his house...
I agree with you there.
This is just so outrageous. Do you know this woman?
I've met her once before. She came over to my house, I told you.
- He thinks she's the most talented actress. - She's great.
Don't you understand?
I've got to get rid of that wire. It's making me crazy.
When you were looking around last night...