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It better be, because tomorrow's your day, Sinclair,
(GASPS) Uh, I'm not going to college unless I have something to wear!
(RUSTLING)
(CLANKING)
-Yeah. -Look. Nonskid grip.
-Uh... Yeah, well. -Good boy. She may try that again.
Ha!
Guys, you know, times like this, a guy feels very close to his buddies.
to spend the rest of her days making my life miserable.
Yes, in the back.
My, it's sad how the memories fade.
-they're thrown into a tar pit. -Oh.
-What? -Dad, a million years ago,
Earl, it's just for the rest of her life. How long can that possibly be?
Sure, why not?
-Yes, dear. -Uh...
-Earl Snead Sinclair! -Oh, God. My whole name.
Take me home, dear.
-But she... -One night.
Well, I just hope that when my turn comes to go into the tar,
Fran, dear, I'm merely stating my position.
-doesn't it make sense to you? -Oh, yeah, it certainly does.
Come on, Mom, you're going to spoil him.
Hey, hey, Earl, we just want you to know,
although, the moment I heard it, it just made so much sense,
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh! Listen!
You don't have to go.
Gene: Hey, there's Noah Beleno. Want to give Big Gene a kiss?
I do not want you to open your mouth.
(GROWLS)
It's the only one you're ever going to get.
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