"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru

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"Hello, my name is Eugene"

And that's all I could say was "oh"

"I wanna get a chicken sandwich

Who goes to school with me

Turn on the emergency alert system A MASSIVE PARASITE HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE CITY OF CLARKSVILLE. THE PARASITE IS CURRENTLY DESTROYING BUILDINGS AND INFASTRUCTURE. WE'RE FUCKED!!!

Then we drive to the drive-thru

Turn on the emergency alert system haha eas go brrrr

Put my key in the ignition

Now tell me, who's this Paul?”

I say, "Ketchup!"

"Stop, don't go no further!"

There's no doubt"

And he looks at me

Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?

I just spaced out there for a second

Three, curly fries and a large root beer"

I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know"

"I don't know who you are anymore!"

She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver?

I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood

There's some idiot in a Volvo

Lightning McQueen

Well, here we are in the drive-thru line

I got a little bored