Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I give you... The Rancho Chupacabraj.
which must be a true thing since I am also under oath.
Slim Jim dare really freaking hot beef jerky,
Uh, we were just trying to scare you out of testifying.
She's got those big titties like you.
that actually flies.
- Splinter. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
I fail to see the relevance of any of this.
'cause you have rats in your vents.
Oh, my God. Are you--are you boys okay?
It's actually a Rancho Chupacabraj.
Man, this summer kickoff party's gonna be, like,
MTV Beach House throwback status.
They're here awaiting their cases.
- Little help? - Oh.
But Ders got me a-- a cracked rib for sure.
But I had a different hypothesis.
Let's take off those straw cowboy hats, though,
how am I gonna save a horse, ride a cowgirl?
That's why he's the brains of the operation.
- You didn't even think-- - Gentlemen, please.
Yes, that, uh, definitely happened,
Hot dudes like us do not do well in prison, guys.
- Your face so hard." - Right.
Rhymes, so you know that it's real.
- What? Oh! - We won?
- Adam, don't.
Your honor, I know your time is valuable, so I will be brief.
Well, we're here to prove that it is, your honor.
i don't wanna call you guys bitches but you guys are bitches
- just don't cry. - Yeah, definitely.
Could you just show us to the pool supplies?
Okay, you guys don't seem amped, and I get that.
- don't you, doll? - Huh?
This isn't a race thing, sir.
Oh, that's a great idea.
- It's mostly dudes. - Yeah.
That's my cactus!
- That wasn't racist, was it? - She had s--that's a good one.
'cause I-I-I and pissed my pants--
- Oh, okay. - Dig your own grave, bud.
I'm gonna say it again. I have no idea.
Why is your fence so sharp, dude?