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I'm almost to the drain. It's 2 meters.
- I swear on a stack of bibles. - My dick's big.
- in the car to get warm. - Really boner move on our part.
- from the base up here. - I measured it
Well, that's not true. You got accepted in our hearts.
He's blowing dro now. Over.
And whatever's in arm's reach.
Uh... well, a--a dude having sex with a Chupacabraj case, so...
Come on, we got one picture for $10,
Good luck.
you're gonna kill yourself if you don't start lifting
And this? This is intestines.
- Sorry. - Sorry, Jet Set.
of the Rancho Garden Mall in '98.
- Yeah. - Hovercrafts are aphrodisiacs.
I don't want to call you guys bitches,
- Thanks, sir. - He found it covered in jizz.
that perjury laws are swift and severe.
If we get this thing, man, it'll vault our party
You better lawyer up.
- 22 inches and counting. - Dude.
You messed up his church shoes, and look at my good suit.
Did I get you? Did I get you good?
Your honor, as you can see, in nine separate locations,
Let's just, uh, we'll tell him we fought.
Does the defense have any response?
Are we human...
out of the poor little girl scout's dalmatian.
This hole is freaking impressive.