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where he puts the good lost stuff.
with it in the bathroom?
Oh, and take off your glasses, too.
- Maybe. - ♪ You love showers ♪
I-I bought my wife an engagement ring for our anniversary...
It's the closest a man can get to being back in the womb.
Okay, back at it. I'm thinking I'll start searching every bush,
Tina, do you have diarrhea?
I'm gonna stay in the lazy river until my bones dissolve.
baldis basics
We can't talk to you yet?
Not sneak... My friend is letting us in.
- Oh, no, Gene? - Yup.
Okay, okay, I'll try one more time.
Where's the ring?
♪ Duh-dah, dah-dah, dadadadada ♪
We don't have another ring, Gene.
We'll get it off when we get there.
Wait, better make it an hour. We got to pretend to go to bed.
for presents in your parents' room, huh?
you'll-you'll hate yourself forever.
I bet it's a small energy-efficient car for moi.
12. Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard. Anyone? C’mon, don’t be shy.
and we'll get the ring off tonight.
Just a tiny little drop.
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Fuck! Catnap!
you're just gonna get really burned?
and they're not gonna turn it in.
Eh, I don't know if I will, act...
I-I've got it all wrapped up and hidden away
- What have we here? - Probably something secret
Hey, sweetie! Mom’s cheating on you with the neighbor Art.