Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Explain yourself!

Are you trying to tell me you've got a little surprise?

What? I'm messing with you.

Mitch, I have done everything that you have asked of me.

You're so heavy!

No, no. Hey. Look, I did not say that, okay?

What? I'm Mitch.

I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you.

to introduce to you,

You fucked me! You owe me! Respect my life!

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Come on, dude. Christ!

- I'll pick you up at 6:00. - Got it.

You're welcome.

Caught a few things. Yeah, just enough.

Dialogue Night.

But I like being offended, just usually after work.

What does that mean, you don't think you can fuck Tatiana?

Dave. We're trying to pull something off here, okay?

Your fucking boss is an anti-Semite. Did you know that?

I'm an actor. Human chameleon.

Mitch and Dave.

Holy shit, we did.

you put her whole family in the morgue.

When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating,

Make sure you don't allow any air bubbles in.

and only you married dudes rock the dick-froes.

Just the parts covering the breasts.

I'm going to go.

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Shut it down. For one second, you listen to me.

Are you sure that's what you want?

Great visiting. You, too.

Hey, fag, what are you doing here?

If I don't make this meeting, I don't make partner,

Just came by to see if you'd like to have some breakfast.

Fuck you with that... "Moron" is a bad word here.

Any minute now,

I've got to go home now

Hey, man, hang on. What are you planning on telling her?

Every married guy has a cancer list.

You know that building?

You don't have to get all, like,

Oh, they're terrific. Just terrific.

When are you due?

Are you breaking up with me?

it's fun, though, right?

squeaky toy change up Bottom Smells

because there's a lot on the line here.

play-dates, doctor's appointments, etc.

Wouldn't mind putting my drumstick in it.

I finally get to fuck Jamie. This is my finest hour.

Could you imagine an engraved sword?

Hey, hey! What the fuck?

Appreciate it. All right, turn around.

And I just want him to pay attention to me.

What are we doing here?

I know. It's me. This hasn't been fun.

Open the goddamn door, Dave.

I love that about you.

Tell Cara that her poem was good.

lost in the desert, helpless, dumb

What's that? The dinner song?

I got it. Okay.

I have to go to this weird online shoe store to get shoes.

And to see the kids.

Pick-u ps, drop-offs, activities,

Are you dating anyone?

Yeah, but not like two dudes at a rest stop, okay?

Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I?

Hey, buddy. I love you.

Ooh! Really? Ha. Keep going.

Come on. That's the mother of my children.

Sometimes you wish.

Here's what's crazier, not using it.

but things are not... Well, let's do it!

I love you, little girl.

Do not listen to him, Ted. He is beyond reckless.

No, no, no. Don't back that thing up into me.

God, it's so good to be back!

I got this one. I got it.

You're not a trained actor.

I showered, I showed up, I'm starving and I could use a drink.

Dave, you don't understand. I cannot do this.

Come on, son. This is not the dog track.

Okay, we'll be there soon.

Are you going to call me?

You're going to learn.

What? I'm not sexy?

Steve Driver, coming to the set.

Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule,

If this really was their final offer,

What's going on?

Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy.

You use it for her, you use it for you,

I can't do this shit any more.

Yeah, yeah, let's do it.

Um, let's see here...

A little bit of a hiccup.

slap the ass, slap the ass, slap the ass,

Oh, hey. Where's...

I'm not familiar with that genre. Is that European?

I'll be better in a minute after I fuck you raw.

I probably came off a little gay last night.

She's already knocking on the door.

Yeah, yeah. Verbal resolution, sweetheart.

How many women have you fucked in your mind, huh? Thousands?

I am going to kill him.

His accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash.

Did I fucking nail you?

that you lost in the computer.

No way! Phil Niekro is my number one favorite of all time!

I've wanted to have sex with you since the sixth grade!

Three, two, one...

Well, good night.

Really? Oh, I hadn't noticed.

with that incredible woman sitting beside you.

Hang on. Don't get up.

Temporary rough patch? What are you talking about?