Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MARK: I wish. What are you doing?
That's a $300,000 car, asshole!
When did you start eating naan?
...I thought of you.
This is what it's come to, huh?
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
in order to make yourself feel better.
Don't be mad. I'm not being anything.
Mouse hammock.
and I think he's getting suspicious.
No, don't go just yet. Just one kiss.
I don't do this. I'm too old for this shit.
Wake up. You're making out with your dog.
MARK: Katie?
It's completely crazy, and I don't know where it's going...
And when I get this feeling, I'm usually always right.
My mind when friends strictly talk perversely...
...or anything and just be ready to go.
So...
They are on the move.
Tequila or vodka?
Mmm...
You pulled my hair, which is totally...
You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
Not the organ I was thinking of.
Oh!
Because my whole world just blew up
For basically forcing me to be your friend.
No. The client said he was too emotional.
KATE: Mark's.
Hmm. Hmm.
KATE: I can't believe I'm in the mistress's closet.
It's like his sex drive is tripled.
You won't get away with this.
Listen, Mark's shady. He finds out you have a lawyer,
Baby, this is Dana. Hmm?
(SIGHS)
Losing it?
MARK: I'll get us some drinks. Scotch okay?
My brain when a I hear perversion.
True.
And though it brought us together,
What's Thunder doing?
Since when do you smoke?
Maybe I should just tell him in person.
Sure thing.
Oh, just some stuff for the accountant.
Have a great weekend.
What are you doing?!
Mmm. Yeah?
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
(CHUCKLES) Whoa!
Okay, great.
(GROANS)
...my zipper just got caught on my necklace.
(LAUGHING)
Don't get too close to me. I'm getting sick.
Please focus. I am focused!
but she's spying on me, like a double agent.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
CARLY: Good idea. Never. Ever.
What?! You had sex with him?
I don't need to wreck someone's home for a date.
AMBER: Mark's an asshole!
Sorry. It's me. Don't be mad. I just...
What is this?
That's because I have a Stan, okay? He works.
But that's just me. He's your husband.
So, what's up? What's this big mystery you want me to solve?
And then one day that ring will just be a ring.
Do these windows open
Oh, God!
I can't join a gang! I don't know how to make shanks!
I had a fecal incident.
Remember how tiny it was?
and not friend friend, like boning friend!
(GRUNTS)
KATE: Oh, come on.
The feng shui spatialist chick.
Um, I found your number in my husband's phone.
Can you open the door for me?
Yes. And have you ever seen shit like this?
I don't even know if she's American.. I don't even know
No, no. You know what? I overreacted.
Yes, Kate. Exactly like that. I shit my pants.
What the hell?
It can't be the sex... you were a lot nicer and your hair was more shiny.
My situation's pretty situated at all times It’s true.
I will wind up in Gen pop. Turn around.
Please?
Bye!
Did you ever think when we had that shitty
Soft skin. We met at Trader Joe's.
Hi. Red or white?
I'll have to send her to rehab.
(LAUGHS)
...and I just want to stay in our bubble a little longer.
You know, what the hell do you know? You get it wrong all the time.
Dana!
I found this... wire transfer instructions for a company in the Bahamas.
It was good! We ran on the beach, met Mark's new mistress...
and I like to think I'm a good guy, so...
AMBER AND CARLY: Kate! Kate! (WHISTLES)
Believe it.
This place is awesome. My neck was so tight.
(SIGHS)
Not all. Just half. That's what equal partners get... 50%.
I like the way your brain works, but...
This is pretty.
I'm sorry did you say you had a fecal incident??
KATE: Probably enjoying.
That marriage was doomed, so it wasn't cheating.
Exactly
It's over. I'm getting my ideas direct from the factory now.
(LAUGHS)
...while pretending not to know about his whores...
It's your signature all over those contracts.
We'll talk about it.
Let me just lay down for a minute.
I don't understand.
That feels so much better.
It's a Jetta.
I am McEnroe!
...and has to go on dates. I am not equipped to go on dates.
That'd be perfect, thank you.
We're out of air. It's hot in here. Just crack the window.
We just have that twinkle
Yeah, of course.
Hacked into his computer the night
Watch what I taught Thunder.
You just have to pick a spot and be okay with it.
KATE: Okay, target is moving! Target is on the move.
and the dating pool was everyone!
You need a guy with something to keep him busy.
as a blind woman to get upstairs.
You had sex with my husband fifty times?!
treatment and he's still calling?