Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Did you kill that fox, Alvin? - I sure did.
But if you're willing to take on the job at 75 cents a day,
The government of all men to defend the rights of each man.
If one's got your name on it, there's nothing you can do.
It ain't no use, Alvin. You'd only be fixing yourself for trouble.
And my granddaddy done fought in the Revolution.
your being able to cross so much open ground without being hit?
And when you get back, if you still can't see it our way,
What I got to do is my own.
That letter we done sent to Washington, says that I was against fighting and...
Well, Sergeant, what do you think of it?
I don't care about that. I ain't a-going.
But since I'm in the army, I sure take my hat off to them.
Your grandpa had this here farm, a pair of horses.
He is the big, lanky fellow, fourth from the end, sir.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Tomkins. I'll sure get it for you.
You... You'll be a-killing two birds with one stone.
No need of getting riled, Mr. Tomkins.
Ten times as rejoiceful for the lost one as for 'em that stayed in the fold.
Hello. Hello there.
to me.
Let's get going, Alvin.
He done said his kingdom were not of this world.
Maybe slow, like the way daylight comes.
"Asa begat Joshiat and Joshiat begat Joshua."
We counted about 20 bodies altogether up around there.
Maybe so, but in modern merchandising,
Come on.
You're just tetched.
and raise your family according to your own likes?
I reckon it is.
- Where is that? - Tennessee.
Well, isn't he be coming back?
He was just a-helping me.
Prisoners, hold right there!
Well, with the help of the Lord, I'll make you a good crop.
Now this here...
I wasn't thinking of what I was saying.
What?
but Alvin's done cut dead center, fair and square.
If I don't get my money afore the 60 days,
Pastor Pile wants to see you, Alvin.
Sixty days and sixty nights.
Captain Danforth and I heartily approve.
Ain't nobody a-holding you.
Dig your way straight down to China
Appears he's out running for Congress again.
It's up that way someplace.
- You ain't registered yet, have you, Alvin? - Of course I ain't.
Well, you've to tell him how much you like it, how much good it's done you.
There's no stopping him now, I reckon.
"You Put Your Trust In The Lord And He'll Look Out For You."
- We run over there... - Was that a gray fox or a red?
help him to be getting his land.
Zero hour will be 6:10.
Look! Heinies!
Ain't you ever even seen a subway?
You got meat!
Ain't no lye in this liquor.
Well, I sure don't blame you none.
How much for this here bird?
It's Tuesday, Alvin. You only got till 6:00.
There! Now you can look.
"It biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder."
he seen something move in the shadows.
- I done kissed you, didn't I? - Yes.
and help us to be beholding to nobody. Amen.
Well, I'd like to do you a favor, Alvin, but...
Lots of things still a-going on in my mind.
- Where did you pick up all this bunch? - Back up the line a ways.
I never figured you'd get that money.
We'll see. Here.
No, the whole truth is, if you hears it, you've got a chance.
That were further on.
Shoot him when he ain't looking.
- 2-1-8-1-0-2. - 2-1-8-1-0-2.
The very latest thing in ladies' hats, the cloche model.
No? Well, then I'd pick the motorman.
That's right.
- You all come over to see the shooting? - Yeah.
I reckon you do.
I allow Zeb Andrews would make a better one?
you lose the whole caboodle and you don't get the land.
but if a fellow's got himself a repeating rifle,
You mean as to whether he'll fight or not?
We'll go this a-way. Go on.
Just about the best fiddler in these here parts, he is.
Well, I ain't denying he's yours...
Five will get you 10 that guy knocks off your whole sauerkraut army.
Well, that ain't right either, if you wanna get more than one turkey.
What did you wanna go over there for?
I reckon the good Lord will take care of the rest.
Number eight next.
Now I ain't asking For anything extra
- I'm joining up as soon as the corn's in. - Me, too.
It wasn't just the land I was a-wanting to see.
- There's something funny here. - Let 'em get a little closer.
You reckon it'd do any good?
Quit pestering yourself. It ain't no use.
the pen be busted down, the sow was gone.
- Next man. - There you are, York.
I'm going.
- Now look here, George... - Ma wants you.
I figured that them guns was killing hundreds, maybe thousands,
Hey, what you got there, young fellow?
Well, I oughtn't to do it,
Now, that's quite a word, freedom.
but I ain't one to take the job away from the Governor of the State.
Get going, Tom.
- A Yank. - It may be some kind of a trick.
Look, Ross, you had your thumb sticking straight up in the air.
"whose existent creed forbids its members to participate in war
Well, I'll sure take care of my men the best I can, sir.
Okay, Sarge.
I was a-buying that land just to spite you.
And that book's full of great men.
Hey, you.
"and they ain't brought us here for no sight-seeing tour..."
I ain't never ate any of that there breakfast food.
Oh, yeah. That gives me balance.
"I reckon that's so 'cause we got all our training
up behind that log there under the hill.
They ain't turning out mules like they used to.
So don't start murdering each other.
"Move back in the cars," I yell.
Well, I was expecting to take over from here myself.
What war?
I've done a heap of thinking up yonder there once.
Yes, sir. That was why.
I'm a-drinking against Nate Tomkins.
I can believe that, after driving over here from Jamestown.
The Lord bless these victuals we done got
What would we do with them?
- Hello, boys. - Hello, there.
- About what? - That you got religion.
Well, there's just one thing I'd like to ask you.
Now look, Ross. That's not a teaspoon you got there, it's a shovel.
- Yes, sir. - What have you been up to now?
Then you were forced to cover by a machine gun
Gracie Williams?
Do they all talk that kind of English where you come from?