Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- There's something funny here. - Let 'em get a little closer.
I reckon you do.
"Asa begat Joshiat and Joshiat begat Joshua."
Ain't you ever even seen a subway?
- Hello, boys. - Hello, there.
The Lord bless these victuals we done got
I'm a-drinking against Nate Tomkins.
Prisoners, hold right there!
- 2-1-8-1-0-2. - 2-1-8-1-0-2.
- Next man. - There you are, York.
to me.
Well, I was expecting to take over from here myself.
We'll see. Here.
That's right.
You mean as to whether he'll fight or not?
Let's get going, Alvin.
- I done kissed you, didn't I? - Yes.
You're just tetched.
Five will get you 10 that guy knocks off your whole sauerkraut army.
What did you wanna go over there for?
I can believe that, after driving over here from Jamestown.
There's no stopping him now, I reckon.
"You Put Your Trust In The Lord And He'll Look Out For You."
- We run over there... - Was that a gray fox or a red?
Well, I sure don't blame you none.
- Now look here, George... - Ma wants you.
- A Yank. - It may be some kind of a trick.
Well, there's just one thing I'd like to ask you.
Maybe slow, like the way daylight comes.
What war?
There! Now you can look.
Maybe so, but in modern merchandising,
- Where did you pick up all this bunch? - Back up the line a ways.
But if you're willing to take on the job at 75 cents a day,
Well, Sergeant, what do you think of it?
but I ain't one to take the job away from the Governor of the State.
It wasn't just the land I was a-wanting to see.
Ain't no lye in this liquor.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Tomkins. I'll sure get it for you.
Lots of things still a-going on in my mind.
That letter we done sent to Washington, says that I was against fighting and...
It's up that way someplace.
You... You'll be a-killing two birds with one stone.
The government of all men to defend the rights of each man.
Look! Heinies!
Come on.
"I reckon that's so 'cause we got all our training
I don't care about that. I ain't a-going.
the pen be busted down, the sow was gone.
No? Well, then I'd pick the motorman.
Shoot him when he ain't looking.
He done said his kingdom were not of this world.
Well, with the help of the Lord, I'll make you a good crop.
Yes, sir. That was why.
Well, isn't he be coming back?
I reckon it is.
Well, I'd like to do you a favor, Alvin, but...
Do they all talk that kind of English where you come from?
Then you were forced to cover by a machine gun
Well, you've to tell him how much you like it, how much good it's done you.
and raise your family according to your own likes?
but if a fellow's got himself a repeating rifle,
I'm going.
Pastor Pile wants to see you, Alvin.
So don't start murdering each other.
Now this here...
"and they ain't brought us here for no sight-seeing tour..."
- I'm joining up as soon as the corn's in. - Me, too.
We'll go this a-way. Go on.
Hey, you.
you lose the whole caboodle and you don't get the land.
I ain't never ate any of that there breakfast food.
Appears he's out running for Congress again.
Sixty days and sixty nights.
Your grandpa had this here farm, a pair of horses.
They ain't turning out mules like they used to.
help him to be getting his land.
Look, Ross, you had your thumb sticking straight up in the air.
What would we do with them?
Well, I oughtn't to do it,
How much for this here bird?
If one's got your name on it, there's nothing you can do.
and help us to be beholding to nobody. Amen.
up behind that log there under the hill.
Well, I ain't denying he's yours...
"whose existent creed forbids its members to participate in war
Dig your way straight down to China
And my granddaddy done fought in the Revolution.
- About what? - That you got religion.
Now, that's quite a word, freedom.
Zero hour will be 6:10.
I never figured you'd get that money.
He was just a-helping me.
Get going, Tom.
"Move back in the cars," I yell.
If I don't get my money afore the 60 days,
Oh, yeah. That gives me balance.
And when you get back, if you still can't see it our way,
We counted about 20 bodies altogether up around there.
What I got to do is my own.
Gracie Williams?
Ain't nobody a-holding you.
"It biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder."
- Where is that? - Tennessee.
Ten times as rejoiceful for the lost one as for 'em that stayed in the fold.
but Alvin's done cut dead center, fair and square.
You reckon it'd do any good?
- You all come over to see the shooting? - Yeah.
I wasn't thinking of what I was saying.
Okay, Sarge.
Hello. Hello there.
- You ain't registered yet, have you, Alvin? - Of course I ain't.
I figured that them guns was killing hundreds, maybe thousands,
You got meat!
Captain Danforth and I heartily approve.
It ain't no use, Alvin. You'd only be fixing yourself for trouble.
your being able to cross so much open ground without being hit?
That were further on.
No, the whole truth is, if you hears it, you've got a chance.
Quit pestering yourself. It ain't no use.
No need of getting riled, Mr. Tomkins.
I allow Zeb Andrews would make a better one?
- Yes, sir. - What have you been up to now?
Just about the best fiddler in these here parts, he is.
It's Tuesday, Alvin. You only got till 6:00.
Now look, Ross. That's not a teaspoon you got there, it's a shovel.
- Did you kill that fox, Alvin? - I sure did.
Hey, what you got there, young fellow?
I've done a heap of thinking up yonder there once.
What?
The very latest thing in ladies' hats, the cloche model.
I reckon the good Lord will take care of the rest.
And that book's full of great men.
Well, that ain't right either, if you wanna get more than one turkey.
But since I'm in the army, I sure take my hat off to them.
He is the big, lanky fellow, fourth from the end, sir.
I was a-buying that land just to spite you.
Now I ain't asking For anything extra
he seen something move in the shadows.
Number eight next.
Well, I'll sure take care of my men the best I can, sir.